Looking around bookstores and libraries I get probably more amusement than most out of the terribly clichéd and outright cheesy titles so often bestowed to books sitting comfortably in the best-seller racks or among the ranks of genre fiction. In the cases of plodding fantasy epics and conspiracy-laced spy-thrillers, the pattern is so blatant that it could be created by the most rudimentary algorithm. So rudimentary in fact that I decided I would just write it for my own amusement. A fair warning, some of these titles get awfully close to titles of already published books, which only goes to illustrate how close this algorithm is to the true one used by publishers and creatively bankrupt authors the world over. Enjoy :)
Thriller Title Here
Clicking the above generates the title of an exciting new thriller that could have been written by Robert Ludlum, Dan Brown, or Dean Koontz.
Fantasy Title Here
Clicking the above generates the title of an epic fantasy novel in a series of never-ending novels that could have flowed from the pen of George R. R. Martin or Robert Jordan.
